We appreciate that there are only so many hours in the day, and we appreciate your apparent intention to make an otherwise unproductive commute from Point A to Point B into something useful and interesting.
In the interest of promoting road safety and efficient travel, however, we would also very much appreciate it if you would sit up, shut up, quit hitting on the blonde in the jeep in the next lane, and just drive your fucking car already.
Everyone Sitting in a Car Behind Your Slow, Random Lane-Crossing Ass on Highway 71 This Afternoon
P.S. Dude, she was NOT that into you. Trust us. We saw the whole thing.