If you walk into Men in Black 3 believing in God, you will leave an atheist. If you walk
into Men in Black 3 a Libertarian, you will emerge as a Socialist. Vegetarians will find
themselves gnawing corn dogs in the lobby. You will probably cheat on your spouse if
you watch this movie, and it won’t be your fault. Because Men in Black 3 erases all sense
of logic and sense in the universe, as surely as Agent J’s Neuralyzer erases people’s
memories (Anders 2012).
That right there is some hard-core reviewing action, friends. I do not wish, however, that I had written it — I would have to have watched the movie, and if Anders is right, the experience would have turned me into Schopenhauer.
And nobody wants that, really.