Documenting the Doggy Atrocities

“Hey, Laura — can I ask you a question?”

“Sure. What’s up?”

“Um…why is your purse on top of your refrigerator?”

[sigh]

“Because it got stolen this morning.”

“Um…what?”

“Yeah. Young Buddy took it while I was upstairs working on a website project. He gleefully dragged it out into the back yard, emptied out its contents all over the lawn, turned it inside out, and began mining the lining for interesting tidbits.”

“So…you put it on the fridge?”

“Yup.”

“Huh.”

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About L. M. Bernhardt

For a good long while (15 years or so), I taught philosophy at a little private university in northwest IA, and occasionally branched out into playing music, dabbling in photography, experimenting with food, and writing nonsense on my blog. The philosophy teaching part ended in 2017 (program elimination via prioritization), but never fear! I've just finished my MLIS at San Jose State University, and I'm currently on the market looking for new adventures in either philosophy or LIS. Otherwise, I labor to support my dogs in the lavish manner to which they've become accustomed.
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