The Curse of the Chainsaw Eagle God: A Story in Five Images

Once upon a time, the Chainsaw Eagle God awaited its rightful tribute.


And lo, offerings it was given! The Chainsaw Eagle God was pleased.

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But there lurked in the shadows of the trees another power, jealous of the Chainsaw Eagle God’s bounty. It wasted no time.

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The Chainsaw Eagle God has fallen! All Hail the Black Squirrel!

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The Chainsaw Eagle God’s reply: A great and terrible curse.

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Surely the world must dread what is to come.



The End.


All of these pictures, oddly enough, were taken on my daily walk along the lakeshore near my work. They were not taken in the order in which they appear here (and the graffiti on the sidewalk has been there much longer than the Chainsaw Eagle…).


About L. M. Bernhardt

For a good long while (15+ years), I taught philosophy at a little private university in northwest IA, and occasionally branched out into playing music, dabbling in photography, experimenting with food, and writing nonsense on my blog. The philosophy teaching part ended in 2017 (program elimination via prioritization), but never fear! I've recently finished my MLIS at San Jose State University, and I'm currently on the market looking for new adventures in either philosophy or LIS. For now, I labor at a fairly interesting administrative job in order to support my dogs in the lavish manner to which they've become accustomed.
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