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An Open Letter to the First Harbinger of Spring

Dear Harbinger: It has been a long and unpleasant winter this year. We’ve seen absurd highs, ridiculously late lows, winter storms with their own names (and, as far as I can tell from the Weather Channel, their own publicists), and … Continue reading

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Open Letter to An American-Made Wolf Whistler

Dear American-Made Wolf Whistler: Please believe that I do appreciate the novelty of your attention this afternoon. I have been hooted at by wankers of all descriptions, asked impertinent and inappropriate questions, subjected to random and uninvited commentary on my … Continue reading

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