Tag Archives: BUDDY

Conversations With Small Dogs About Sin and Repentance

Me: Buddy, we need to talk about some of your recent behavior. Buddy: Pretty cool stuff, right? Right?!?! Me: Um…I’m not sure we’re talking about the same thing. What do you think you did that was cool? Buddy: Well, let’s … Continue reading

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Conversations With Small Dogs: Pre-Holiday Edition

Me: Buddy, we need to talk. Buddy: Oh, did you find that cool thing I stashed in the yard a few minutes ago? Wow! Me: Look, Bud, I know chewers gotta chew, and I have no one to blame but … Continue reading

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Stoic Week 2015 (Monday): In Which The In-House Cynics Make Their Opinions Known

Yes.

Gaze into that canine visage, ears all a-pointy, eyes brimming with puppy pertness, all innocence and charm, and know that you gaze into the Abyss.

He also gazes into you.

He would like a snack. Continue reading

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Documenting the Doggy Atrocities

“Hey, Laura — can I ask you a question?” “Sure. What’s up?” “Um…why is your purse on top of your refrigerator?” [sigh] “Because it got stolen this morning.” “Um…what?” “Yeah. Young Buddy¬†took it while I was upstairs working on a … Continue reading

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Small Dogs In Sweaters!

Yup.

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Conversations With Small Dogs: A New Enemy

1:30 AM, almost every morning for the past two weeks [Buddy, who had been sleeping quietly, curled up on the bed at my feet, suddenly jumps up and starts barking like a lunatic. The other dogs remain asleep. Eddie is … Continue reading

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